Modest Mike™ - Naughty Night Lamp
Modest Mike™ - Naughty Night Lamp
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Modest Mike™ - Naughty Night Lamp
Edison invented the light bulb. We gave it a sense of humor
For everyone who’s done with boring lamps.
Give a gift they won't see coming 🎁😮
Candles, gift cards, and coffee mugs had a solid run. Then Larry showed up.
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Big. Switch. Energy. 📐
9 out of 10 women agree: this switch is the perfect size.
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Turn Larry on. Literally 😏
One gentle touch. No Viagra required.
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Your guests will want to steal him 👀
Grab two so they can keep an eye on each other.
✨ Why You’ll Love Modest Mike™:
Guaranteed to give you a lightbulb moment
What do you gift someone who already has everything? 🎁🤔
What do you gift someone who already has everything? 🎁🤔
Socks? Gift cards? Or maybe a monthly subscription to pure boredom — bow included.
If you don’t want your gift to disappear into a drawer three minutes after unwrapping, you need something unforgettable.
Something that makes people ask:
“Why is there a little guy sitting there without pants… and why is he so well equipped?”
In short: You need Larry. And someone out there needs exactly this kind of gift.
Sleepless, shameless and pants-less 🌙🩳
Sleepless, shameless and pants-less 🌙🩳
Picture this: It's Tuesday. You oversleep. Your dog has officially declared your favorite shoes a personal toilet — and a full mouse family — three generations deep — has moved into your cereal box. Rent-free, obviously.
You can literally feel your internal battery dying before your first sip of coffee. The day is already a disaster.
On your way to the bathroom, you walk past Larry. Sitting there. Smug as ever. Motionless... Pantsless... And somehow he still gets a smirk out of you.
Let's be honest: Some days are just crap. But you can make them a tiny bit easier to survive.
We originally wanted to call him Willy-Peter 🍆😏
We originally wanted to call him Willy-Peter 🍆😏
We were excited. Briefly. Then reality hit.
Facebook? Instantly banned. Instagram? Reported for "inappropriate content."
And the packaging alone would've earned us a cease-and-desist from a real guy named Peter. With a lawyer.
So... back to the drawing board.
Three coffees, two arguments, and one heated debate about workplace ball-freedom later, someone finally said:
"What about Larry the Lamp?"
Silence. Then universal nodding.
Meet the Larry family
What our custo... what our Larrys have to say
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Great lamp — loved by young and old alike. 👍
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Looks just like the photos and the light is beautifully soft. Sets the perfect mood, works great in the living room or bedroom. Love it! 😁
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Beautiful and absolutely love it! Packaging was really careful and I'm already thinking about ordering more — makes a great gift.
Alright… time for the serious part
Frequently Asked Questions
How big is Larry the Lamp?
How big is Larry the Lamp?
29 cm (11.4 in) tall and 12.5 cm (4.9 in) wide.Big enough to stand out, yet compact enough for any desk or nightstand.
How does the lighting work?
How does the lighting work?
Larry the Lamp uses an energy-efficient, built-in LED unit that produces a pleasant, warm light — ideal for living rooms, bedrooms, or offices.
Larry also comes with three switch settings:
Up = Bright light
Middle = Off
Down = Soft light
Important: Larry the Lamp has a built-in rechargeable battery and is charged via USB-C. No direct mains power is required, and no batteries are needed.
Can I replace the bulb?
Can I replace the bulb?
No, youcan’t replacethe bulb.
Isn’t that a bit too silly as a gift?
Isn’t that a bit too silly as a gift?
Exactly and that’s why it sticks. And honestly, that’s the whole point of a good gift ;)
What if I don’t like Larry the Lamp?
What if I don’t like Larry the Lamp?
Not everyone has the same sense of humor and that’s totally fine.If Larry the Lamp isn’t your thing, you can return him anytime - no questions asked.